Rick Warren Chalupa shakes up Detroit neighborhood
DETROIT, MI - Tyler Owens got more than he bargained for when he decided to think outside the bun on Friday. After leaving the drive-thru of the Ridge Street Taco Bell he unwrapped his Baja Chalupa to find the unmistakable image of uber-pastor Rick Warren emblazoned on the crispy chewy shell. “I was shocked,” said Jordan who preserved the image by carefully
| eating the seasoned beef and cheese all around the Chalupa Rick icon. Owens credits the chalupa with healing him of a mild acid reflux issue he struggled with for hours earlier that day. “Say what you want. All I know is I had this slight burning in my throat and now I don’t,” he responds. He plans to auction what remains of Chalupa Rick on e-bay. “I’m thinking it should fetch me some nice cash. It’s not like some of those older versions those punks are trying to unload. This |
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one has his new pimped out hair and boy-band goatee.” Reverend Warren was unavailable for comment but Zondervan did announce plans to increase the production run of the Purpose Driven Tortilla press in time for Christmas ’05.